Coal lightning shone across
the stars.
A smarmy yesterday
at the local pub...
"Even half a cardigan like this
will whittle away tortuous,
undesirable girth!!",
coughed up the harassing
ad huckster
between 'news' flashes
of yet one more arrest
at the 'dedication' ceremony.
And the expected daily
plummet in OvenCo's
public stock.
"The unlimited thrashing of
a thousand fiberglass ropes
quickly melts away anomalous
back flesh!",
bleated from the fitful jukebox.
In the surrounding respiration
of anti-commando patrons;
of aromas of mandarin oranges,
custard 'stuffies',
mohair lotion (risking fallout),
and their ''Parliament'' brand
pommade,
Pearl Gladdsmell
crocheted cornea models
despite a recurrent
though partial itch.
___________________
Due to the pointless decrees
of chainstore celebrities---
"Behold! The Edible Building!!"
Slabs of emerald jellies
framed in giant crimson 'whips'
the size of tank cars.
Capped off with a gumdrop
module huge enough for
televisualized stilt fights.
The skin graft bat trapped
in the mammoth drapes
of the Old State House
now 'CONDEMNED'.
The former chairman's
favorite maps and
his lost list of broken ashtrays
awkwardly stuffed in the
basket of the one
wax bicycle ditched
in the gun room 'caverns'.
___________
Hand-picked
Mr. Minus Maske
with the barely pandering
introduction:
"And noww,
risking waves of
you formerly so fortunate,
And, nowwww,
the as ever apart,
always powdered,
beyond accounting for,
Chairman Thornrumpus.
{Accomplishments: Nothing.}
Recently so incapacitated.
Alone in the Margery River,
gurgling epithets,
spinning like a wheel, he was
found tangled in his fish line.
A most capable, certified
while-u-wait doctor,
a Doctor Francis Oubliette,
(capable of turning the dead),
barely rescued
his ruined ear canal
during the night.
Today, his feet skip fire.
Nooo serious after effects.
Beyond a switch of
guitar hands
(in some ways
an improvement).
A wide across scarrr
wrapping his noggin
never to be commented
upon-pon-pon.
And a stylish limp
you can hardly notice
notice notice.
Need we now
any further
unreminders
of past follies?!
follies?! follies?!
Such as that
scandalous,
unforgivable,
mounted pygmy
now tucked under
your local bar
in deserved shame
(pending a respectful
remooval?) ooval?) ooval?)
Oh, Yes, and that
one last BIG emergency--
atomic bedlam-m in
the skeleton mines
ines..ines.
Where was I? i? yi? yi?
Who was up next? -ext? -ext?
Hardware?? Ohh...
And please remember
to collect your
complimentary appliancesss."
"Coo! Does that mean
we get twoooo??"
"He said applianceS!"
Canine stares.
Our hearts former fluttering
guttered and then winked out.
In the Council steamroom
backward rears,
apart in talcum.
[Cue the uncouth gas].
Monday, March 19, 2012
Saturday, March 10, 2012
18 Looking for an Opening
Come whittle away the halves
of the greyhound's hairbrush.
The Great Unlimited Lightning Machine,
minus undesirable fiberglass
nighties, stuffed in during the
masquerade,
awaits 'The Runt', purported to be
the only man capable
of turning the switch
back from the dead.
[Cue guitars].
Ahh, Miss Thorne's 'tortuous' cardigan
and stylish aromas...
a quick mount in the back of the
while-u-wait appliance store,
risking a complementary custody
in some serious chains.
Our jelly hearts fluttering,
unfortunate reminders of former
anniversaries:
the pleading and harassments,
capped off with melting 'emeralds';
the thrashing like canines,
wide girths draped across
mohair modules;
the best stilt movie ever ruined
by commandos;
and the traumatic gurgle
of bacon-induced cardiac arrest.
The Skin Graft Bat
respires anomalously,
its wax corneas
yet one more edible.
Medical bicycles as ever fall
apart in the talcum mines
due to uncontrollable rumps'
coughing backfire.
A never-to-be rescued
'pearl' oven
rears backwards in the canal.
Chairman Half-a-Nothing,
(who was certifiable)
shone ever crimson,
an uncouth 'star'
up one big green itch:
the partial skeletons
of pygmy models
spin in the company
roulette wheel.
His lost list of favorite naps
tucked under a broken ashtray.
of the greyhound's hairbrush.
The Great Unlimited Lightning Machine,
minus undesirable fiberglass
nighties, stuffed in during the
masquerade,
awaits 'The Runt', purported to be
the only man capable
of turning the switch
back from the dead.
[Cue guitars].
Ahh, Miss Thorne's 'tortuous' cardigan
and stylish aromas...
a quick mount in the back of the
while-u-wait appliance store,
risking a complementary custody
in some serious chains.
Our jelly hearts fluttering,
unfortunate reminders of former
anniversaries:
the pleading and harassments,
capped off with melting 'emeralds';
the thrashing like canines,
wide girths draped across
mohair modules;
the best stilt movie ever ruined
by commandos;
and the traumatic gurgle
of bacon-induced cardiac arrest.
The Skin Graft Bat
respires anomalously,
its wax corneas
yet one more edible.
Medical bicycles as ever fall
apart in the talcum mines
due to uncontrollable rumps'
coughing backfire.
A never-to-be rescued
'pearl' oven
rears backwards in the canal.
Chairman Half-a-Nothing,
(who was certifiable)
shone ever crimson,
an uncouth 'star'
up one big green itch:
the partial skeletons
of pygmy models
spin in the company
roulette wheel.
His lost list of favorite naps
tucked under a broken ashtray.
Monday, March 8, 2010
17 Pride of the Clothes Hamper
Lightning shone girth of Half-a-Nothing
minus anniversary nightie, pride of
the clothes hamper; awaits flaunting.
Another day in the fiberglass mines.
'The Runt' purported to have played
caddie yesterday, for the new
Jellyfish Parliament. Back from the dead
and conscripted
by the sheepish locals,
via Miss Darling Thorne.
This is what she said,
in list form...That is,
in list form, she said it:
"-Ever talcumed rump, always apart.
-Unlimited compliments in crimson.
-Stylish custody in chains.
-Anomalous smells."
A quick mount in the
oven and bacon store
not undesirable.
Backfire from the Mohair Module
melting their wax bicycles.
Neckties draped across
medical models gurgling trigonometry.
Emerald, pygmy skeletons
in the best ever stilt movie.
Skin graft bat,
pride of the clothes hamper.
minus anniversary nightie, pride of
the clothes hamper; awaits flaunting.
Another day in the fiberglass mines.
'The Runt' purported to have played
caddie yesterday, for the new
Jellyfish Parliament. Back from the dead
and conscripted
by the sheepish locals,
via Miss Darling Thorne.
This is what she said,
in list form...That is,
in list form, she said it:
"-Ever talcumed rump, always apart.
-Unlimited compliments in crimson.
-Stylish custody in chains.
-Anomalous smells."
A quick mount in the
oven and bacon store
not undesirable.
Backfire from the Mohair Module
melting their wax bicycles.
Neckties draped across
medical models gurgling trigonometry.
Emerald, pygmy skeletons
in the best ever stilt movie.
Skin graft bat,
pride of the clothes hamper.
Index :
fiberglass,
Half-A-Nothing,
Mohair Module,
oven,
parliament,
pygmy,
wax bicycles
Saturday, February 20, 2010
16 "Emergency from Trauma Canal"
Half-a-Nothing, minus cardigan,
in the lightning shone girth
of the tortuous coal mine.
'The Runt' purported to have been
gassed yesterday.
Cue the smarmy locals
and their pointless promenade.
Parliamentary List of Accomplishments:
-ever Named, apart
-always talcum powdered
-unlimited salary reminders
-anomalous smells
-Rump Lotion Decree
Due to these
uncontrollably uncouth
chainstore celebrities,
Half-a-Nothing
and the Pygmy chairman
quick-mount
the Mohair Module,
risking the fallout
of its atomic backfire.
Bedlam in the picket line.
Waves of Jellyfish Commandos
on their wax bicycles
unfortunate reminders
of the formerly harassed.
Bacon neckties draped across
the back of the Mandarin Mammoth.
Canine medical models
stare. And then wink.
____________________________________
Whittle away the halves
of the greyhound hairbrush.
Feet skip rope
in surrounding buildings.
Behold the edible
skin-graft bat!
Fitful respiration
from the crocheted jukebox
coughing up one last
big green news flash...
EMERGENCY FROM TRAUMA CANAL
in the lightning shone girth
of the tortuous coal mine.
'The Runt' purported to have been
gassed yesterday.
Cue the smarmy locals
and their pointless promenade.
Parliamentary List of Accomplishments:
-ever Named, apart
-always talcum powdered
-unlimited salary reminders
-anomalous smells
-Rump Lotion Decree
Due to these
uncontrollably uncouth
chainstore celebrities,
Half-a-Nothing
and the Pygmy chairman
quick-mount
the Mohair Module,
risking the fallout
of its atomic backfire.
Bedlam in the picket line.
Waves of Jellyfish Commandos
on their wax bicycles
unfortunate reminders
of the formerly harassed.
Bacon neckties draped across
the back of the Mandarin Mammoth.
Canine medical models
stare. And then wink.
____________________________________
Whittle away the halves
of the greyhound hairbrush.
Feet skip rope
in surrounding buildings.
Behold the edible
skin-graft bat!
Fitful respiration
from the crocheted jukebox
coughing up one last
big green news flash...
EMERGENCY FROM TRAUMA CANAL
Sunday, January 17, 2010
15 The Chairlift Masquerade
Unlimited, tortuous, anniversary,
threshing machine
minus undesirable guitar.
The pleading cardiac cardigan
tucked in the half-a-pearl hamper.
Parliamentary rump lotion--
(purported to have gassed 'the Runt')
--certified yesterday,
risking our neckties.
[Cue the serious promenade.]...
_________________________________
List of Oven Accomplishments:
-bacon
-backfire
-canine nap nook
_________________________________
Due to uncontrollably uncouth
chainstore celebrity 'stardom',
the Pygmy chairman
waves the emergency flag
for the jellyfish commandos
to mount up
--onto their wax bicycles
with handlebar cameo
winks and stares.
Anomalous respiration
shone in a medical model
draped across the back
of the Mandarin Mammoth.
Fluttering necktie corneas
unfortunate reminders
of former harassments.
________________________________
Whittle away the halves
of the greyhound hairbrush.
Saxophone-anorak coughs
up one big green itch
for yet more, edible roulette.
While a rescued guitar
from Trauma Canal
plunk-serenades
the chairlift masquerade.
threshing machine
minus undesirable guitar.
The pleading cardiac cardigan
tucked in the half-a-pearl hamper.
Parliamentary rump lotion--
(purported to have gassed 'the Runt')
--certified yesterday,
risking our neckties.
[Cue the serious promenade.]...
_________________________________
List of Oven Accomplishments:
-bacon
-backfire
-canine nap nook
_________________________________
Due to uncontrollably uncouth
chainstore celebrity 'stardom',
the Pygmy chairman
waves the emergency flag
for the jellyfish commandos
to mount up
--onto their wax bicycles
with handlebar cameo
winks and stares.
Anomalous respiration
shone in a medical model
draped across the back
of the Mandarin Mammoth.
Fluttering necktie corneas
unfortunate reminders
of former harassments.
________________________________
Whittle away the halves
of the greyhound hairbrush.
Saxophone-anorak coughs
up one big green itch
for yet more, edible roulette.
While a rescued guitar
from Trauma Canal
plunk-serenades
the chairlift masquerade.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
14 Undesirable Guitar
anniversary nightie and anorak. undesirable guitar.
pride pearl of a caddie in the clothes hamper...
a hornet in the butter. fiberglass fridge awaits flaunting.
parliamentary plea for Darling Thorn Lotion,
purported to launch rump gas.
certified yesterday.
scold jellyfish commando; undesirable guitar
in conscription promenade.
this is what he said, seriously: "a typhoid sample,
to compliment accomplishments in crimson."
undesirable the guitar, in customer custody.
stylish oven backfire
in the canine bacon chain store.
vindicated, mount
un/desirable guitar.
___________________________________________
scoff, saxophone foliage!
revulsion and skeleton roulette.
pygmy (madly) blank---uncontrollable stardom.
big wax emerald itch.
Cameo Corner:
the best ever stilt movie transforms trigonometry
to a gurgle.
whittle away the halves of a greyhound hairbrush.
beige masquerade kindergarten
with palpable trellis.
uncouth pygmy's familiar blank stare
harasses the wan congregation.
___________________________________________
nightie and anorak scoff
at undesirable hamper.
indubitable saxophone, (in working order).
edible roulette. pygmy piddling on the pier
in piecemeal pyjamas. hornet in butter.
chain store---(plastic foliage, chairlifts, visors neither good
nor bad)---chain store's visitor's book
relaunching parliamentary plea
for Darling Thorn Lotion,
purported to 'unanimitize' rump gas.
Certified yesterday,
in fiberglass.
A sample of kindergarten seriousness
as big as beforehand.
big wax cameo winner.
still in customer custody,
undesirable guitar with stylish cornea.
pride pearl of a caddie in the clothes hamper...
a hornet in the butter. fiberglass fridge awaits flaunting.
parliamentary plea for Darling Thorn Lotion,
purported to launch rump gas.
certified yesterday.
scold jellyfish commando; undesirable guitar
in conscription promenade.
this is what he said, seriously: "a typhoid sample,
to compliment accomplishments in crimson."
undesirable the guitar, in customer custody.
stylish oven backfire
in the canine bacon chain store.
vindicated, mount
un/desirable guitar.
___________________________________________
scoff, saxophone foliage!
revulsion and skeleton roulette.
pygmy (madly) blank---uncontrollable stardom.
big wax emerald itch.
Cameo Corner:
the best ever stilt movie transforms trigonometry
to a gurgle.
whittle away the halves of a greyhound hairbrush.
beige masquerade kindergarten
with palpable trellis.
uncouth pygmy's familiar blank stare
harasses the wan congregation.
___________________________________________
nightie and anorak scoff
at undesirable hamper.
indubitable saxophone, (in working order).
edible roulette. pygmy piddling on the pier
in piecemeal pyjamas. hornet in butter.
chain store---(plastic foliage, chairlifts, visors neither good
nor bad)---chain store's visitor's book
relaunching parliamentary plea
for Darling Thorn Lotion,
purported to 'unanimitize' rump gas.
Certified yesterday,
in fiberglass.
A sample of kindergarten seriousness
as big as beforehand.
big wax cameo winner.
still in customer custody,
undesirable guitar with stylish cornea.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
13 Thaw, Compliant Cornea
unlimited, tortuous threshing machine
minus an anomaly... half-a-nothing...
corneal evil.
pleading cardigan...tied to slippery runt
risking ligaments
in the lightning shone bedlam
of the coal mine.
Behold, the mode of our smarmy will.
Compliant corneal girth.
_______________________________
unlimited, tortuous, ever-named,
always talcum powdered
threshing machine
minus reminders
apart.
Respiration...
anomalous smell of
The Mohair Module.
Half-a-nothing cornea.
Evil.
The pleading cardigan
risks ties to the runt
risking lightning shone ligaments
in the Fallout.
Without our mode
of smarmy will...
picketed hostage
with that corneal compliance...
bedlam in the slippery coalmine.
_____________________________
unlimited, dogged, tortuous,
never named, always looming,
before talcum powdered
threshing machine
minus crocheted crotch,
(a 'strength-reminder'?).
Respiration addiction:
an okay smell of
Half-A-Nothing's cornea...
'jukebox evil'
to take notice of.
The pleading cardigan...
olive-green runt's necktie...
risky dish of basted bat.
Newsflash shone:
LIGHTNING MAIMS TODDLER.
bedlam...slippery...to the trauma canal...
the coal mine and surrounded buildings.
Manage the mandarin mammoth.
Cornea compliant. Skip the skin-graft.
Feet feign skipping rope.
Behold the beige medical model.
Wounded, would she oust
our smarmy lack of will???
Remind her.
minus an anomaly... half-a-nothing...
corneal evil.
pleading cardigan...tied to slippery runt
risking ligaments
in the lightning shone bedlam
of the coal mine.
Behold, the mode of our smarmy will.
Compliant corneal girth.
_______________________________
unlimited, tortuous, ever-named,
always talcum powdered
threshing machine
minus reminders
apart.
Respiration...
anomalous smell of
The Mohair Module.
Half-a-nothing cornea.
Evil.
The pleading cardigan
risks ties to the runt
risking lightning shone ligaments
in the Fallout.
Without our mode
of smarmy will...
picketed hostage
with that corneal compliance...
bedlam in the slippery coalmine.
_____________________________
unlimited, dogged, tortuous,
never named, always looming,
before talcum powdered
threshing machine
minus crocheted crotch,
(a 'strength-reminder'?).
Respiration addiction:
an okay smell of
Half-A-Nothing's cornea...
'jukebox evil'
to take notice of.
The pleading cardigan...
olive-green runt's necktie...
risky dish of basted bat.
Newsflash shone:
LIGHTNING MAIMS TODDLER.
bedlam...slippery...to the trauma canal...
the coal mine and surrounded buildings.
Manage the mandarin mammoth.
Cornea compliant. Skip the skin-graft.
Feet feign skipping rope.
Behold the beige medical model.
Wounded, would she oust
our smarmy lack of will???
Remind her.
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